DODGEBALL PALOOZA!!

Tonight is the 24 hour dodgeball tournament and yours truly is on a team!

It was tough to come up with an ecological AND intimidating name but i think we did it. we're MASS EXTINCTION!

oh and you know there're shirts:


limited edition. yours for only $10!


the tournament starts at 5 pm and here's where you can check our stats as the night goes on: women's division

Here's what our captain Brian "THERE'S NO CRYING IN DODGEBALL" Schreier sent out to the ecology grad group:

Hey Everyone,
Just a reminder that tomorrow is the dodgeball tournament where 9 of
our very own ecology women will be handing out some whoop-ass to some
unsuspecting undergrads. But they can't do it alone!! We need YOU to
come and support them! The first match is at 10:25pm Friday in the
ARC (in the MAC, the indoor soccer field at the back). And if you
feel so inclined as to be as dedicated as the players, our next
matches are at 4:15, 10:30, and 10:55 am on saturday. Body painting
and banners are welcome, but we'd be happy with you just showing up
(oh yeah...food....bring food too). We have team t-shirts for sale as
well for $10.

In case you are thinking "gosh, I would go but I probably don't know
any of the players" here is our roster of intrepid warrior women:
TEAM "MASS EXTINCTION"
-Captain Clara "metal-chewer" Elias
-Representing the
"grad-school-hardened-but-still-cuddly-on-the-inside" older students,
Michelle Buckhorn
-Mara "can-take-some-hits-to-the-head" Evans
-Sierra Evans, our small but vicious pet undergrad (i.e. mara's sister)
-Veteran dodgeballers Heather
"lull-you-into-a-false-sense-of-security" Fuller and Shannon
"I-don't-like-to-show-up-for-practice" Flynn
-Rachel "limb-ripper-offer" Fontana
-Kelly "animal-impersonator/hand-stand-wiz" Garbach (how this will
help with dodgeball we aren't quite sure yet)
-Andrea "watch-me-flail" Drauch

So come out and watch some exciting dodgeball and support your future
professional colleagues while they kick some ass!

PS There is no men's team this year because ecology men are only
barely brave enough to risk getting out of bed in the morning, let
alone compete in a sport *cough*Matt Gibbons, Kurt Vaughn, Alex
Palmerlee*cough*

WISH US LUCK!!